TITLE:        Why He Wore A Green Dress 😔
CHANNEL:      Wholesome Wendy  (@Wholesomewendy)
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PUBLISHED:    May 5, 2026
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HOOK (first 3 seconds spoken):
A man walked into a military funeral wearing a bright green dress and pink

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FULL SCRIPT:
A man walked into a military funeral wearing a bright green dress and pink socks. You see, when he and his best friend were deployed [music] in Afghanistan, they made a silly promise that if one of them died, the other had to wear a dress to their funeral. But his friend was unexpectedly killed by a grenade. And when the other soldiers saw him standing there in that green dress, [music] they saluted him for honoring the most beautiful promise ever made. I don't want >> [music] >> to let you go.

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TIMED:
[000.00] A man walked into a military funeral
[002.36] wearing a bright green dress and pink
[004.44] socks. You see, when he and his best
[006.44] friend were deployed [music] in
[007.48] Afghanistan, they made a silly promise
[009.80] that if one of them died, the other had
[011.68] to wear a dress to their funeral. But
[013.36] his friend was unexpectedly killed by a
[015.44] grenade. And when the other soldiers saw
[017.24] him standing there in that green dress,
[019.00] [music] they saluted him for honoring
[020.92] the most beautiful promise ever made. I
[023.84] don't want
[024.23] >> [music]
[025.00] >> to let you go.
