TITLE:        He Blinded an Airplane Pilot 😱
CHANNEL:      Zeck Felms  (@ZeckFelms)
URL:          https://youtube.com/watch?v=19QFHC8mVE0
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FORMAT:       SHORT  (27s)
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PUBLISHED:    Mar 31, 2026
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Police arrested him because he was bald and blinded almost all pilots in the

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FULL SCRIPT:
Police arrested him because he was bald and blinded almost all pilots in the sky. You see, he shaved and polished his bald head to make it super smooth, but had a problem. Because he started balding at a young age and his head grew pointed. So, every time he went out of his house, his head was working as a giant mirror. Then one day he found the solution and put on a transparent ultra-thin latex to prevent the sun deflection. But as went out of the house, he found himself during the American Revolution and fighting

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[000.00] Police arrested him because he was bald
[001.88] and blinded almost all pilots in the
[003.88] sky. You see, he shaved and polished his
[006.72] bald head to make it super smooth, but
[008.76] had a problem. Because he started
[010.24] balding at a young age and his head grew
[012.04] pointed. So, every time he went out of
[013.56] his house, his head was working as a
[015.28] giant mirror. Then one day he found the
[017.20] solution and put on a transparent
[019.12] ultra-thin latex to prevent the sun
[021.12] deflection. But as went out of the
[022.52] house, he found himself during the
[024.36] American Revolution and fighting
