TITLE:        Headphones Deform the Head 😱
CHANNEL:      Zeck Felms  (@ZeckFelms)
URL:          https://youtube.com/watch?v=VxnTQYfZCoc
REVENUE:      $367.05   [REAL - YouTube Studio export]
VIEWS:        4,114,142
RPM:          $0.0892 per 1,000 views
LEVEL:        L1_250_1k
FORMAT:       SHORT  (20s)
RETENTION:    53.4%  (10.69s watched of 20s)
CTR:          5.37%   IMPRESSIONS: 3,354,894
SUBS GAINED:  5,330  (1296 per 1M views)
PUBLISHED:    Jul 25, 2025
WORDS / WPM:  56 / 168
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HOOK (first 3 seconds spoken):
Wearing headphones for too long is dangerous. You see, they can cause

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FULL SCRIPT:
Wearing headphones for too long is dangerous. You see, they can cause deformationation of the head due to the pressure created to keep them in place, which can turn you into a Discord moderator. But here's how to avoid this problem. When you play, take your cat, then load it with 9 mm bullets. After that,

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TIMED:
[000.16] Wearing headphones for too long is
[002.24] dangerous. You see, they can cause
[004.32] deformationation of the head due to the
[006.16] pressure created to keep them in place,
[008.16] which can turn you into a Discord
[009.92] moderator. But here's how to avoid this
[011.92] problem. When you play, take your cat,
[014.72] then load it with 9 mm bullets. After
[017.36] that,
