TITLE:        How Did This Ninja Trick The Guard
CHANNEL:      The Art Of War  (@theartofwarrr)
URL:          https://youtube.com/watch?v=fORq2e6e3Ok
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PUBLISHED:    Mar 16, 2026
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HOOK (first 3 seconds spoken):
A ninja lowered himself into a cesspit beneath a castle with only a bamboo tube

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FULL SCRIPT:
A ninja lowered himself into a cesspit beneath a castle with only a bamboo tube sticking above the surface. You see, his mission was a heavily guarded warlord, and because nobody ever checked the pit beneath the toilet, he waited there for hours until the warlord [music] sat down and received a fatal strike from the sword. The guards rushed to help, but the ninja was already below the surface, still breathing through a tiny tube. [music] And when the dust settled, he climbed out, disappearing into the night.

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TIMED:
[000.00] A ninja lowered himself into a cesspit
[002.08] beneath a castle with only a bamboo tube
[004.40] sticking above the surface. You see, his
[006.44] mission was a heavily guarded warlord,
[008.40] and because nobody ever checked the pit
[010.12] beneath the toilet, he waited there for
[012.04] hours until the warlord [music] sat down
[014.08] and received a fatal strike from the
[015.68] sword. The guards rushed to help, but
[017.52] the ninja was already below the surface,
[019.44] still breathing through a tiny tube.
[020.96] [music] And when the dust settled, he
[022.44] climbed out, disappearing into the
[024.20] night.
