TITLE:        How to Clear Boogers from Your Nose 😱
CHANNEL:      Zeck Felms  (@ZeckFelms)
URL:          https://youtube.com/watch?v=3tx_3T8OLc8
REVENUE:      $18.12   [REAL - YouTube Studio export]
VIEWS:        194,161
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LEVEL:        L0_under_250
FORMAT:       SHORT  (17s)
RETENTION:    57.1%  (9.72s watched of 17s)
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PUBLISHED:    Aug 11, 2026
WORDS / WPM:  64 / 226
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HOOK (first 3 seconds spoken):
Start by closing one nostril with your thumb. Then use the index finger of your

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FULL SCRIPT:
Start by closing one nostril with your thumb. Then use the index finger of your other hand to push the boogers all the way in as if it was a musket. Next, take a deep breath and blow all the air out through your nose. [music] This will quickly clear your nose of boogers. Finally, you can add gunpowder to shoot at your friends.

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TIMED:
[000.00] Start by closing one nostril with your
[002.04] thumb. Then use the index finger of your
[004.40] other hand to push the boogers all the
[006.04] way in as if it was a musket. Next, take
[008.56] a deep breath and blow all the air out
[010.60] through your nose. [music]
[011.68] This will quickly clear your nose of
[013.32] boogers. Finally, you can add gunpowder
[015.40] to shoot at your friends.
