TITLE:        What Would You Choose: Volcano or Sharks? 😱
CHANNEL:      Zeck Felms  (@ZeckFelms)
URL:          https://youtube.com/watch?v=TxGm57WMdmU
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PUBLISHED:    Feb 28, 2026
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HOOK (first 3 seconds spoken):
Would you rather jump into an erupting volcano or dive into a tank of sharks?

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FULL SCRIPT:
Would you rather jump into an erupting volcano or dive into a tank of sharks? If you choose the volcano, the lava will cook your ass instantly like a turkey. But if you choose the sharks, you'll be eaten like a kebab. There is also another option. If you can stick a ballistic missile up your ass, you can win a medal of honor and a free colony.

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TIMED:
[000.00] Would you rather jump into an erupting
[002.32] volcano or dive into a tank of sharks?
[005.28] If you choose the volcano, the lava will
[007.36] cook your ass instantly like a turkey.
[009.60] But if you choose the sharks, you'll be
[011.36] eaten like a kebab. There is also
[013.20] another option. If you can stick a
[015.04] ballistic missile up your ass, you can
[017.04] win a medal of honor and a free colony.
