TITLE:        The Red or Blue Pill Paradox 😨(fiction)
CHANNEL:      Zeck Felms  (@ZeckFelms)
URL:          https://youtube.com/watch?v=2z4NCAGEZYk
REVENUE:      $176.10   [REAL - YouTube Studio export]
VIEWS:        1,956,586
RPM:          $0.0900 per 1,000 views
LEVEL:        L0_under_250
FORMAT:       SHORT  (19s)
RETENTION:    51.1%  (9.71s watched of 19s)
CTR:          3.82%   IMPRESSIONS: 1,431,083
SUBS GAINED:  926  (473 per 1M views)
PUBLISHED:    Nov 27, 2025
WORDS / WPM:  64 / 202
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HOOK (first 3 seconds spoken):
He stops you in a dark alley and asks you to choose between two pills. The

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FULL SCRIPT:
He stops you in a dark alley and asks you to choose between two pills. The blue one will give you eternal life, but you will be poor. The red one will make you rich, but you will fart out of your mouth every time you speak. Let's imagine you choose the blue one. So now, um, excuse me. What the hell is going

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TIMED:
[000.16] He stops you in a dark alley and asks
[002.48] you to choose between two pills. The
[004.88] blue one will give you eternal life, but
[007.44] you will be poor. The red one will make
[009.76] you rich, but you will fart out of your
[012.08] mouth every time you speak. Let's
[014.32] imagine you choose the blue one. So now,
[016.88] um, excuse me. What the hell is going
