TITLE:        He Drank a Lava Lamp 😱
CHANNEL:      Zeck Felms  (@ZeckFelms)
URL:          https://youtube.com/watch?v=yNUs_Qc-tb0
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PUBLISHED:    Oct 29, 2025
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HOOK (first 3 seconds spoken):
He found a lava lamp and drank it in his bedroom after coming home dead drunk.

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FULL SCRIPT:
He found a lava lamp and drank it in his bedroom after coming home dead drunk. You see, he thought the lava lamp had alcohol inside, but right after drinking it, his stomach started to hurt. He decided to try to poop, but his ass erupted like a volcano.

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TIMED:
[000.16] He found a lava lamp and drank it in his
[002.40] bedroom after coming home dead drunk.
[004.96] You see, he thought the lava lamp had
[007.20] alcohol inside, but right after drinking
[009.76] it, his stomach started to hurt. He
[012.08] decided to try to poop, but his ass
[014.48] erupted like a volcano.
